• me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:
  • praises:

    all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

    Anonymous: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my dick in your ass

    guy:

    thank u